memepostors

🎬 Albert auditioning for the role of the office holiday party dance contest winner. Told everyone he couldn't dance. Walked on stage — took home the grand prize. Send this to someone who's the quietest at work but the life of every party. 🐾 Follow. Tomorrow he's auditioning to host the holiday party — he's already writing jokes. #Memepostors #dachshund #officeparty #dance

🎬 Albert and Barsik auditioning for the role of your friends taking turns texting you at night to come hang out. One swears the weather is perfect, the other adds they already bought pastries. Send this to someone who has friends that won't let them sleep on weekends. 🐾 Follow. Next casting: the person who actually caves and goes out. #Memepostors #friendsvibes #latenightwalks #relatable

🎬 Albert and Barsik auditioning for the roles of a mom tucking her kid in and the kid losing it. You sneak over to cover your sleeping friend with a blanket, and they wake up screaming like you're kidnapping them. Send this to someone who also can't wake up calmly. 🐾 Follow. Next audition: the kid who jumps up the second you turn off their show. #Memepostors #dachshund #cat #relatable

🎬 Barsik auditioning for the role of a bartender who can turn Coke into a $50 drink. The hardest part of the recipe is saying the price with a straight face. Send this to someone who’s paid extra for a fancy wrist movement. 🐾 Follow before watching the presentation comes with a service charge. #Memepostors #catmemes #bartender #funnycats

🎬 Albert auditioning for the role of someone who discovers an unattended buffet. The bees are still working and he’s already holding two servings. Send this to someone who finds the snacks before everyone else. 🐾 Follow. Next audition: a meeting with hive management. #Memepostors #dachshund #buffet #bees

🎬 Albert and Barsik auditioning for the roles of magicians whose secret survives right up until they bend over. The bottle floated beautifully. Then the behind-the-scenes footage filmed itself. Send this to someone whose plans only work from one angle. 🐾 Follow. Next audition comes with fewer reveals and no plates to the head. #Memepostors #dachshundandcat #magictrick #busted

🎬 Barsik auditioning for the role of a neighbor who combined “trick” and “treat” into one product. Festive wrapper, deeply suspicious filling. Send this to someone who always chooses chaos on Halloween. 🐾 Follow. Next audition starts after someone else taste-tests it. #Memepostors #cat #Halloween #prank

One does the sawing. The other ends up hanging from the roof. Send this to someone who turns every small repair into an adventure. 🐾 Follow. Next audition, we’re hiding the saw first. #Memepostors #dachshund #cat #DIY

The first turn was fine. Then the sky added special effects. Send this to someone whose recommendations always need a disclaimer. 🐾 Follow. Next audition starts with an honest ride review. #Memepostors #cat #waterslide #friendship